There are many kinds of vampires. The most famous kind is human blood vampire. A human blood vampire can move very fast and live in clover. But he has to drink human blood for keeping alive. He can be very dangerous. You know, the blood flowing under your skin, through your wrist, passing your neck is their food! He is so strong that he can kill you easily or suck your blood...

I don't want to talk about a human blood vampire. This kind of vampire scare me.

I like to talk about another kind of vampire. I name it Jeepers-Kind.

Jeepers-Kind Vampires drink milk like you and me. But milk can't make them full. They take kid's tricks as really food. They have bad stomach. They always get stomachache after their supper. It's called eating disorder.

Thank goodness for the eating disorder, these Jeepers-Kind Vampires can not take food every day. They drink milk when they are hungry. They look normal. They like to be teachers in school where they can catch little kids to empty rooms, suck from their months, take all of the naughty ideas from their brains.

If you ever read about 《Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots》, you will know how poor Eddie was after Mrs. Jeepers sucked him.

Normally, vampires can't stay in the sun. But Jeepers-Kind Vampires can! You know why? There are too many naughty kids around the world. That's why! These naughty kids don't obey the rules in school. They also play tricks on others. And they lie to parents or friends even to their faces. What they do, make a big spirit umbrella for Jeepers-Kind Vampires. The big umbrella can block out sun for them.

When naughty kids do their naughty stuff, they attract Jeepers-Kind Vampires, they make theirselves baits. When a Jeepers-Kind Vampire meet a very naughty kid, the bait is too strong, he would rather get stomachache than starve.

Do you know what I really talk about?

If you were a naughty kid, you would be a bait of Jeepers-Kind vampires. You also help Jeepers-Kind vampires move around in the sun, help them hurt other kids.

Do you want to be a naughty kid now?

If we all behave ourselves, all the Jeepers-Kind Vampires will starve to death!

We, the kids under control of parents, will be the brave heroes who kill vampires and save the world.